The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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