shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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