I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
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If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize