Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
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She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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