the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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