oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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