Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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