8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Shame - the story of my life.
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