sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
This girl is more easily done than said...
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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