The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I intend to get homeless drunk
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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