it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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