went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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