Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
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Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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