Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
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Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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