I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
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Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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