We named our party play list daddy issues
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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