what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Rumble strips road head = magical
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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