Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize
