Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
sex on a bike is impossible
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