That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
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Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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