so that wasnt chicken after all
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
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writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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