If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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