I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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