bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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