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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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