We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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