I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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I feel like death gave me a hand job
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
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Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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