Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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