So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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