i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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