Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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