Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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