P.S. I can't hear my feet
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Randomize
