even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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