Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
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He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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