He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
BRING THE BAGELS
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
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