I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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