i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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