i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
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We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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