I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Randomize
