Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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