I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
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