if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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