gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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