No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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