I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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