roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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