hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Randomize