Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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