I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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