ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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