After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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