That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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