Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
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I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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