I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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