Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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