ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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